The Fourth Ward alderman has shared a New Year’s Resolution with us.

Are you tired of the same old Tea Party members in town who if you give them 60 minutes of your valuable time will try and explain every conspiracy to you? The same super knowledgeable people who show up for every City Council meeting…but don’t volunteer to serve on a committee to help make changes? Talk about hypocritical and selfish.

Well if you are in the majority of DeKalb citizens who have had enough of these shenanigans and want to take back DeKalb from these carpet baggers…then join my Coffee Achievers party! We stand for the promotion of the coffee bean and all those who drink coffee! We are anti-Tea Party!

That’s just the start. Whoever it is he is talking about he calls dumb, and says they’re whiners, and describes how he’s going to put them in their place and they’d better not cry about it. Then, he claims to be taking the high road, and wishes us a Merry Christmas.

The rant is somewhat incoherent, but it’s clear Gallagher’s real resolution is to alienate even more of his constituency.